Coupl'a things the snuggie ads fail to mention:
1) Snuggie does not close in back and cannot be worn as clothing without violating public indecent exposure laws.
2) Snuggie's "one size fits all" actually limited to BFFs Oprah & Barack. If you're neither wide nor tall your snuggie sleeves are more hindrance than help...
Which leads me to conclude that not only am I unable to leave my house in a snuggie, but I can't even "wear" it at all without tripping over its ridiculous length or struggling to retrieve anything other than the inside of an enormous wizard sleeve.
Best for being immobile (when a blanket would work just as well), pretending to be a pink cuddle monster, or playing Mrs. to:
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